One of the most popular Bonehead blog posts last year, for my wife and I at least, was the first annual listing of the top quotes from Chrissy. It’s also a lazy way out for me – I really don’t have to think about anything – simply regurgitate the gems of thought and observation from my wife.

To wit – here are the tops from 2009:

10. I can write a Book about my life. I could write a book for fucks sake – I was on tour godammit. Compared to at least most people, my life is pretty fascinating…I was born a poor black child . I’ve been around the world.

9. Speaking of some un-named past boyfriend… “He was older, short, pencil dick, don’t write that, I promised him I’d never say anything.”

8. I asked if we had any cookies… “I always have everything in the house – we have straws for chrissakes.”

7. About to once again doubt my perspective on an odd topic… “I was going to say goodnight, because I thought you were crazy – but then there it was, you were right, so I decided to stay up and keep listening to you for a little bit longer.”

6. On the phone to her brother while I switched nervously between a New York Yankee playoff  game and a Giants Sunday Night stinker… “Not much, just sitting here watching TV with bi-polar Bill.”

5. As we inexplicably sat and watched the God-awful Christmas animated special Frosty returns … “What’s with this cartoon? It’s just a bunch of Charlie Brown rejects!” and “Why won’t John Goodman stop singing – he can’t sing and he won’t stop.”

4. We never watch the show, and didn’t this evening, but we were drawn to sit through the interesting opening scene. See if you can determine if she was speaking about the show or steak … “Tonights opening to Medium  was well done, you rarely see that anymore.”

3. Checking in on facebook, this was just one of those random quotes that you probably had to be here for – but trust me, it was funny… “I’ve never seen so many people on chat, I’m going to talk to Aunt Moriko!”

2. Commenting on the rather high percentage of female senior citizens aboard the Celebrity Solstice on our Giddy Mystery Cruise vacation in January… “I’m on a boat with 2000 Grandma’s.”

And the number one quote from Chrissy in 2009 lamenting the fact that we were out of burgers on Labor Day…

1. There’s an animated picture of a cheeseburger in my head and it won’t go away.These are the things that tend to fuck up Frank Day.

Here’s wishing everyone a happy and prosperous 2010 with plenty of quotable events shared with your own personal muse!