#Wedding – J Giddy

VALEN-FUCKIN-TINES DAY

March 4, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2010 VALEN-FUCKIN-TINES DAY Several years ago – I wrote a weekly column for a popular online wedding site called The Bridal Review. It was a website that featured ads, links, columns and message boards for brides to be. I was of course completely out of place and…

THE MUNCHIES (Vintage Sept 2004)

February 9, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The Munchies (Vintage Sept 2004) Odd - cause it doesn't really mean what you think! This was September 2004 "The Munchies" The munchies. Often co notates poor images of some pot smoking teenager jonesin’ for a cheeseburger at White Castle late on a Saturday Night – long after the less…

THE SYMBOLISM OF TENT WEDDINGS

February 9, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The Symbolism of Tent Weddings I don't know what I was smoking when I wrote this - but I'm thinking that it might be neat to get some more! From early March 2004... "YOUR TENT WEDDING" So my sister (yes – there is a female version of Bonehead) tells me…

THE BACHELOR PARTY (August 2003)

February 9, 2016February 27, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The Bachelor Party (August 2003) HERE'S AN OLD BONEHEAD REVIEW CIRCA AUGUST 03 - EXCEPT FOR THE SELECT FEW WHO KNOW THE TRUTH, COULD THERE HAVE BEEN A BIT OF FORESHADOWING HERE? “The Bachelor Party” “Oh grow up for crissakes”. There comes a time in every man’s life where he…

A FEW WORDS ABOUT MY JOHNSON

February 9, 2016February 27, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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A few words about My Johnson A few words about My Johnson… My big fat Greek friend Milo Carpaticus Johnson (we all call him My Johnson) is an expert in relationships. He and his beautiful bride Hermaphrodites Johnson (Her Johnson) have enjoyed a successful marriage for the past dozen years.…

WHAT IF GROOMS CHOOSE THE MUSIC? (Vintage June 2003)

February 9, 2016February 27, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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What if Grooms Choose The Music? (Vintage June 2003) ANOTHER EARLY BONEHEAD REVIEW“What If Grooms choose the music”Ok – so I’m dating a singer. Not a karaoke singer mind you, but one who can actually sing. Quite well too, I’ve seen her break a glass from over twenty yards –…

THE FIRST BONEHEAD REVIEW (Vintage 2003)

February 9, 2016February 27, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The First Bonehead Review (Vintage 2003) THE FOLLOWING IS THE FIRST OF A RANDOM SERIES OF BONEHEAD REVIEWS FROM CHRISSY'S OLD WEDDING SITE "THE BRIDAL REVIEW" “A word or two from the groom’s point of view? Chrissy my dear… Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence!” The lovely…