HAIRCUT
SUNDAY, MARCH 21, 2010 HAIRCUT Speaking frankly, I can sometimes be offensive. And for that, frankly, I’m sorry. I only mean to offend those that deserve it. I’ve had some issues in organizing my thoughts into a coherent article recently, so I thought I’d combine some highlights from three separate…
PIZZA STOP TERRORIST
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2009 PIZZA STOP TERRORIST ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Before I got into radio, like most young people I had a few different jobs. I drove a truck, worked in a retail store warehouse, sold stolen goods, but primarily my work days were spent in restaurants. If you’ve previously…
BUBBLES
February 14, 2016 Bubbles Almost 11 years ago at a restaurant long since gone. You proposed to this blubbering idiot. I hope you have no regrets because as legend goes, “she insisted that we get married”. And while I sat at Peter’s Pasta on my flip phone calling everyone under…
ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH DAY FOUR – PITTSBURGH STEELERS 38 SAN DIEGO CHARGERS 28
MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2009 ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH - Day Four - Pittsburgh Steelers 38 San Diego Chargers 28 Waking up at a reasonable hour for a change – this is the day we’re going to get breakfast! A real breakfast too – not some odd German dish that happens…
ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH DAY THREE – WE ANNOY BOB COSTAS
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2009 ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH - Day Three – We Annoy Bob Costas Saturday, the plan was to get up and go to the Pittsburgh Zoo. Figured we gawked at some dead animals on Friday – why not see some live ones on Saturday? Well, you know…
ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH DAY TWO – CRAZY RAY AND JOSH BLUE
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2009 ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH - Day Two – Crazy Ray and Josh Blue Friday arrives and we get up at the crack of 9:15. We really don’t know what the fuck we’re going to do today. That’s actually the point however, to just sort of go…
ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH DAY ONE – OVERSIZE LOADS AND NEW YORK RANGERS
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8, 2009 ROAD TRIP TO PITTSBURGH - Day One – Oversize Loads and New York Rangers Our plan was to take a road trip, filled with hijinks and wacky adventures. Clear our heads and use the time to discuss some creative ideas and plans. Instead, we wound up…
GIDDY’S TO FOLLOW THE G20
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2009 GIDDY’S TO FOLLOW THE G20 Boneheads Road Trip – October 2009 The wife and I, we like the occasional long drive. We like to take vacations, trips, travel, often at great personal expense and additional hotels requesting that we never return. We’ve decided to take a…
ONE DAD AT A TIME
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 ONE DAD AT A TIME Just wanted to come out and state – that this website has made the decision to not devote any space to the recent horrific revelations by Mackenzie Phillips, stating that she engaged in incestuous relations with her father. Bad enough he introduced her…
YOGA
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 YOGA So as we’ve been working on some of the new business ideas my wife and I are trying to create, I’ve discovered that one of the more difficult chores since my involuntary departure from my job has been telling clients and colleagues that I’m no…
MORE SHEEP
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 MORE SHEEP There’s an awful lot of rhetoric being tossed around these days that seems intended solely to incite the ire of hard Republican Party liners against our President and his administration. Perhaps you’ve heard some of the nonsensical uprising over his speech to America’s schoolchildren on September…
LAID OFF
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2009 LAID OFF There are so many stories out today about people losing their jobs. Getting fired, getting laid off, it’s ultimately the same thing of course, as either way – you’re out of a job and with today’s fucked up economy – you’re probably shit out…
JUST GO FAR FAVRE AWAY ALREADY
MONDAY, AUGUST 17, 2009 JUST GO FAR FAVRE AWAY ALREADY You may remember (sure – like you actually remember reading it) my thoughts back during this years Spring Training. Grand pontificating about how I could give two shits about the steroid controversy in sports, particularly baseball. I like to be entertained and…
WHEN WORK WAS FUN
THURSDAY, JULY 30, 2009 WHEN WORK WAS FUN First in an occasional seriesBack in the day, before people actually said things like “back in the day” I felt that I worked in an industry that I could spend the rest of my life working in. How lucky was I? Some…
JACKO
FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 2009 JACKO Based on the events of yesterday, I’d be remiss if I didn’t spend a moment commenting on the passing of Michael Jackson. Obviously I have previously taken advantage of many opportunities to be a wise ass prick. And you’d think with the plethora of material…
COOKIE DOUGH
FRIDAY, JUNE 19, 2009 COOKIE DOUGH This pissed me off. Nestle USA has made a huge voluntary recall of their Toll House cookie dough products. Apparently, some consumers were contracting e-coli from them. Oh but wait! People weren’t taken ill after consuming completed batches of Halloween Swirled Fudgy Brownie bars…
A BOX OF PENISES
TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 2009 A BOX OF PENISES Chrissy and I tend to have pretty colorful conversations at dinner. Often the discussion is tempered by the events of the day. Sometimes after a frustrating day at the office – we’ll sit and discuss the trials of the day, sometimes with…
RESPONSIBILITY
3/1/2016 - POSSIBLY ONE OF THE LOUDEST EXAMPLES OF WHAT I HEAR CONSTANTLY IN MY HEAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF - JUST CAN'T SHUT MYSELF THE FUCK UP. BELOW IS SADLY A SOMEWHAT ACCURATE EXAMPLE OF THE NOISE I'VE ALWAYS ENDURED. SORRY IN ADVANCE. SUNDAY,…
UNEXPLAINABLE
FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 2009 UNEXPLAINABLE Like the Bush Presidency, Octo-Mom, or Paula Abdul, some things really are unexplainable. I came across this de-motivational poster today and laughed my ass off (LMAO). Still cracks me up looking at it now. There's this guy, looks like he's at a wedding, wearing a…
JUST PLAY BALL ALREADY!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2009 JUST PLAY BALL ALREADY! You may think I'm in the minority, but I'd disagree.I'm a Yankee fan - so perhaps that helps to sway my opinion one way or another about all the A-Rod steroid use in the news. Everywhere you turn, you have to hear…