LOST IN REALITY

MONDAY, MAY 23, 2011 LOST IN REALITY I've spent the better part of the past week and a half attempting to escape my version of reality. A strategic self imposed torment designed in part to cleanse my mind of the dogma I found myself nearly being swallowed by. Today I…

THE WATCHER

TUESDAY, MAY 18, 2010 THE WATCHER There are so many things you can learn - you just have to be open to it.  In my life I've learned that it's just better to be accepting of others opinions, even though I may disagree.  I enjoy a spirited debate on pretty…

KNICK KNACKS

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2009 KNICK KNACKS Here’s a story with a moral. (Not really) Last night, Chrissy inexplicably decided to toss a milk bone at my head. It bounced off my cranium and landed in the space between the sofa and love seat where we keep some sort of cart…

YOGA

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 YOGA So as we’ve been working on some of the new business ideas my wife and I are trying to create, I’ve discovered that one of the more difficult chores since my involuntary departure from my job has been telling clients and colleagues that I’m no…

RESPONSIBILITY

3/1/2016 - POSSIBLY ONE OF THE LOUDEST EXAMPLES OF WHAT I HEAR CONSTANTLY IN MY HEAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF - JUST CAN'T SHUT MYSELF THE FUCK UP.  BELOW IS SADLY A SOMEWHAT ACCURATE EXAMPLE OF THE NOISE I'VE ALWAYS ENDURED.  SORRY IN ADVANCE. SUNDAY,…

UNEXPLAINABLE

FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 2009 UNEXPLAINABLE Like the Bush Presidency, Octo-Mom, or Paula Abdul, some things really are unexplainable. I came across this de-motivational poster today and laughed my ass off (LMAO). Still cracks me up looking at it now. There's this guy, looks like he's at a wedding, wearing a…

DEMENTED DISNEY

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2008 Demented Disney So we were having some nice pasta and meatballs for dinner this evening, when suddenly I thought of lobsters. You know lobsters aren’t orange in their natural habitat. They’re normally blue, black – spotted, brown, colors like that. No – they only turn orange…