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BEING UNEMPLOYED IS HARD WORK

March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2009 BEING UNEMPLOYED IS HARD WORK I profess this forum to be a clearing house for random thoughts, rants, ideas and general stupidity. The aggressive tossing is simply reflective of an unyielding effort to be honest to whatever crosses my mind without concern over political correctness. That’s…

PIZZA STOP TERRORIST

February 20, 2016March 3, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2009 PIZZA STOP TERRORIST ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Before I got into radio, like most young people I had a few different jobs. I drove a truck, worked in a retail store warehouse, sold stolen goods, but primarily my work days were spent in restaurants. If you’ve previously…

WHEN WORK WAS FUN

February 11, 2016March 2, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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THURSDAY, JULY 30, 2009 WHEN WORK WAS FUN First in an occasional seriesBack in the day, before people actually said things like “back in the day” I felt that I worked in an industry that I could spend the rest of my life working in. How lucky was I? Some…

A BOX OF PENISES

February 11, 2016March 2, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 2009 A BOX OF PENISES Chrissy and I tend to have pretty colorful conversations at dinner. Often the discussion is tempered by the events of the day. Sometimes after a frustrating day at the office – we’ll sit and discuss the trials of the day, sometimes with…

RESPONSIBILITY

February 11, 2016March 2, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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3/1/2016 - POSSIBLY ONE OF THE LOUDEST EXAMPLES OF WHAT I HEAR CONSTANTLY IN MY HEAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF - JUST CAN'T SHUT MYSELF THE FUCK UP. BELOW IS SADLY A SOMEWHAT ACCURATE EXAMPLE OF THE NOISE I'VE ALWAYS ENDURED. SORRY IN ADVANCE. SUNDAY,…

HOW GI JOE MADE MY SISTER A MORTICIAN

February 11, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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How GI Joe Made My Sister a Mortician I’ve never really asked why, but my younger sister has been studying to become a mortician. She’s currently a computer analyst, so she hopes her studies will lead her to a new career. Some people may feel that a mortician is a somewhat…

THE GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE DAY FOUR – BONEHEAD’S COMEDY ROUTINE AND THE ILL-FITTING TUXEDO

February 11, 2016March 11, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 2009 The Giddy Mystery Cruise - Day Four: Bonehead’s Comedy Routine Debut and the Ill-Fitting Tuxedo Now we’re really on vacation. The day starts with our stateroom attendant Maria brings us breakfast including eggs and other assorted items on a large tray that we decide to eat…

THE GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE DAY NINE – SEASICK

February 11, 2016March 11, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2009 The Giddy Mystery Cruise - Day Nine: Seasick Holy shit. I recall thinking that, laying in bed late on Saturday morning. The weather was cloudy and it was raining slightly. The sea was pretty rocky, and the ship had a different feel to it as I…

GREAT OPENING LINES

February 9, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SATURDAY, MARCH 8, 2008 Great Opening Lines I like to read. Sometimes I even try to write something that somebody else might like to read. Problem is, I can usually come up with a great opening line to a limitless story…but that’s it. Premature creation. Here are a few of mine…

FOUR SMALL GREEN DISHES – A SHORT STORY

February 9, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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Four Small Green Dishes - A Short Story Four Small Green Dishes – A Short Story of a doomed man of 23. Note the pentameter change on every 23rd word! There was once a man, let’s call him…Tim Tim was a nice man. Yes a very nice man. His folks…

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