DOG FOOD
MONDAY, APRIL 26, 2010 DOG FOOD I thought about posting a story about Abe Vigoda. Then that didn’t quite work out. There has to be a story about the fact that I can’t think about anything to write about. Then I recalled that I often criticize others for writing about…
STILL HERE, STILL PISSED
SATURDAY, APRIL 17, 2010 STILL HERE, STILL PISSED The rumors of my demise are completely without merit. There is no truth to the rampant activity on the message boards pertaining to the fact that Bonehead was no more, deceased, amongst the un-living, stone cold dead. There was no funeral, no…
THE NEW KLAN
FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 2010 THE NEW KLAN You’ve probably read the stories, seen the photos and videos. There’s been an uprising in this country, and it’s been growing. People have apparently had enough, and they’re speaking out. Am I talking about injustice, and the American people taking to the streets…
OLDER
SUNDAY, MARCH 7, 2010 OLDER Just this past Saturday – Bonehead aged even more – right before your eyes. Can’t say I feel much more than a day over 47, but let’s face it…the passing of the years have not been kind to old Bone. I’m all drawn and pale…
WHERE EVIL COOKS
SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 2010 WHERE EVIL COOKS There was a tragic period this past January here in Giddyland. Seems Cablevision and Scribbs Network had a contractual dispute and on January 1st – The Food Network and HGTV were pulled from our service. There was much bickering, mudslinging and blame tossed…
EBAY
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 2010 EBAY I’ve been a registered user of eBay for over eleven years. I have a perfect feedback rating. I’m primarily a seller, but I buy things from time to time. Not a big time dealer, but I am a “Powerseller” as well as a “Top Rated…
PHONES
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2010 PHONES I generally don’t like talking on the phone. I’ve used the phone for business for years, but I’m not too big on the chit chat shit. A quick informative catch up from time to time is cool, but that’s about it. Having done sales for…
VALEN-FUCKIN-TINES DAY
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2010 VALEN-FUCKIN-TINES DAY Several years ago – I wrote a weekly column for a popular online wedding site called The Bridal Review. It was a website that featured ads, links, columns and message boards for brides to be. I was of course completely out of place and…
BONEHEAD SELLS OUT
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 2010 BONEHEAD SELLS OUT Bonehead was born late one Friday night sometime in April, 2003 at an old dining room table in a townhouse apartment in Bellport, New York. The offensive pseudonym of the immortal satirist J Giddy. Full disclosure – we don’t live in Bellport any…
THE DOG CLOCK
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 2010 THE DOG CLOCK Chrissy made the observation to me the other day that I haven’t written a blog post about Sydney recently. She said that lots of people who have blogs write about their dogs, that I should write something about the dog. I mentioned that…
GEEK
FRIDAY, JANUARY 29, 2010 GEEK To give you a little example of how little I’ve been paying attention lately. I just came across the logo for the winter Olympics last night. The games begin in like 10 days and I haven’t even noticed. I like to watch the Olympics –…
ROASTED
SUNDAY, JANUARY 24, 2010 ROASTED Last night we went to see Jeffrey Ross at Caroline’s on Broadway. My thoughtful wife got us the tickets as a Christmas gift. If you haven’t already noticed we really enjoy stand-up comedy. We do like to laugh as often as possible, and a live comedy…
IAN ANDERSON HATES ME
FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 2010 IAN ANDERSON HATES ME ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Ian Anderson has long been the lead singer and chief flutist for the band Jethro Tull. They put out an album featuring the title track “Too Old To Rock and Roll” in 1975, so you can only imagine how…
SPOON
MONDAY, JANUARY 18, 2010 SPOON The primary function of our new business venture is consulting. There are many ways you might categorize a consultancy firm – essentially our mission is to advise business owners on the most advantageous ways in which to market and advertise their product or service. In…
SHUT UP
SATURDAY, JANUARY 16, 2010 SHUT UP Sometimes things worry me, sometimes things piss me off. If you know me – you know then that the statements this week from two of our nation’s most popular blowhards, Pat Robinson and Rush Limbaugh pissed me off. Perhaps you were troubled too. I’m actually…
NEW WASHER AND DRYER
SATURDAY, JANUARY 9, 2010 NEW WASHER AND DRYER Oh how our world has changed. Today was a pretty big day here at the Giddy house. Last week I noticed that the dryer wasn’t working properly. It would kick off before the end of its cycle and it wasn’t drying the…
BONEHEAD PERSONALITY PROFILE
MONDAY, JANUARY 4, 2010 BONEHEAD PERSONALITY PROFILE The job market has become decidedly more selective over the past year or so since there are so many qualified candidates vying for the limited openings that are out there. I recently inquired about a position and was asked to complete a personality…
BONEHEAD PICK UP LINES
SATURDAY, JANUARY 2, 2010 BONEHEAD PICK UP LINES While compiling my annual list of Chrissy Quotes, it got me to thinking about how nice it is to be here with someone who provides a constant source of material. That wasn’t always the case though. Thinking back to my single Bone…
TOP CHRISSY QUOTES 2009
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2009 TOP CHRISSY QUOTES 2009 One of the most popular Bonehead blog posts last year, for my wife and I at least, was the first annual listing of the top quotes from Chrissy. It’s also a lazy way out for me – I really don’t have to…
