HOLIDAY LIGHTS

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2009 HOLIDAY LIGHTS I’ve never been a big fan of Christmas decorations, outdoor lights, big inflatables on the lawn and all that shit that people think make the Holiday season just a little bit more merry. I’m merry all fucking year – I don’t need any twinkling…

ESCAPE

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2009 ESCAPE You cannot truly escape, not legally anyway. My wife and I took ourselves off to Florida for a few days of leisure and libations. We actually stayed in Fort Lauderdale at The Atlantic – right on the beach – very nice hotel. Spent some time…

OFF THE GRID

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2009 OFF THE GRID In true Bonehead fashion – we’re jetting off to Miami for a few days. Oh, I guess we can justify it as my wife’s birthday gift, but it really still doesn’t make too much sense considering these difficult economic times. Justify it further…

THANKFUL

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2009 THANKFUL Today is the day we all eat turkey, stuffing, pass the gravy boat  and reflect on those things that we are thankful for. Peace Economic Stability Jon and Kate Efficient health care Ok, the past year has basically sucked, and there’s not a whole hell of…

FRANK

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2009 FRANK My recent posts have mentioned my displeasure with Halloween and lament about being so busy even though we’re unemployed. Bitch, bitch, bitch.Got me to thinking that today would have been a wonderful day to make a “Frank” day.It didn’t happen, but it was a nice…

HATERS

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2009 HATERS Quick rant here.OK – I know – I’m never quick, deal with it.How has social media affected the way we enjoy those too rare moments in life when you get to grab some happiness? Here’s a personal bonehead observation…I’m a lifelong Yankee fan, since I…

ONE DAD AT A TIME

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 ONE DAD AT A TIME Just wanted to come out and state – that this website has made the decision to not devote any space to the recent horrific revelations by Mackenzie Phillips, stating that she engaged in incestuous relations with her father. Bad enough he introduced her…

YOGA

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 YOGA So as we’ve been working on some of the new business ideas my wife and I are trying to create, I’ve discovered that one of the more difficult chores since my involuntary departure from my job has been telling clients and colleagues that I’m no…

RESPONSIBILITY

3/1/2016 - POSSIBLY ONE OF THE LOUDEST EXAMPLES OF WHAT I HEAR CONSTANTLY IN MY HEAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF - JUST CAN'T SHUT MYSELF THE FUCK UP.  BELOW IS SADLY A SOMEWHAT ACCURATE EXAMPLE OF THE NOISE I'VE ALWAYS ENDURED.  SORRY IN ADVANCE. SUNDAY,…

UNEXPLAINABLE

FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 2009 UNEXPLAINABLE Like the Bush Presidency, Octo-Mom, or Paula Abdul, some things really are unexplainable. I came across this de-motivational poster today and laughed my ass off (LMAO). Still cracks me up looking at it now. There's this guy, looks like he's at a wedding, wearing a…

DEMENTED DISNEY

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2008 Demented Disney So we were having some nice pasta and meatballs for dinner this evening, when suddenly I thought of lobsters. You know lobsters aren’t orange in their natural habitat. They’re normally blue, black – spotted, brown, colors like that. No – they only turn orange…

ANGRY

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2008 ANGRY Perhaps not so much a true Bonehead article – then again, perhaps it is. My friends, I’m angry. Not just John McCain angry mind you, really fucking pissed off angry. What exactly am I angry about you ask…like there’s any chance in hell I’m not…