Like the Bush Presidency, Octo-Mom, or Paula Abdul, some things really are unexplainable. I came across this de-motivational poster today and laughed my ass off (LMAO). Still cracks me up looking at it now.

There’s this guy, looks like he’s at a wedding, wearing a tuxedo and he’s holding a sewing machine. About 10 yards behind him a UPS truck has backed into a ditch and the cops are talking to the driver on the walk.

I really have no material that can top the picture on it’s own merits – so please, enjoy!