BOWLING

SATURDAY, JULY 16, 2011 BOWLING There are plenty more times when I simply leave a pending article in draft mode than I actually post.  Indicates a very short attention span, in addition to the fact that I can't complete a thought.  Every once in a while I meander back through…

TWO

FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2011 TWO There's plenty of reasons why we're selling Giddyland.  Not the least of which is that we feel we can cut our work in half.  Maybe it's me, but I think it's the house.   You see I have to do everything twice.   Sometimes three…

AMAZING

FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2011 AMAZING Ever capture a moment of realization? Glanced quickly out of the bedroom window early this evening.  The view overlooks the front yard with a nice catch of the horizon as it bleeds into the dusk. The sky was that mix of pending storm with some…

LOST IN REALITY

MONDAY, MAY 23, 2011 LOST IN REALITY I've spent the better part of the past week and a half attempting to escape my version of reality. A strategic self imposed torment designed in part to cleanse my mind of the dogma I found myself nearly being swallowed by. Today I…

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN

SUNDAY, MARCH 27, 2011 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN There's very few things more uncomfortable than a wake.  What with an indiscriminate assortment of people all wondering the same thing about you that you are of them - what's your relationship to the deceased and are you appearing appropriately sad? …

PHONES

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2010 PHONES I generally don’t like talking on the phone.  I’ve used the phone for business for years, but I’m not too big on the chit chat shit.  A quick informative catch up from time to time is cool, but that’s about it.  Having done sales for…

THE DOG CLOCK

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 2010 THE DOG CLOCK Chrissy made the observation to me the other day that I haven’t written a blog post about Sydney recently.  She said that lots of people who have blogs write about their dogs, that I should write something about the dog. I mentioned that…

ROASTED

SUNDAY, JANUARY 24, 2010 ROASTED Last night we went to see Jeffrey Ross  at Caroline’s on Broadway.  My thoughtful wife got us the tickets as a Christmas gift.  If you haven’t already noticed we really enjoy stand-up comedy. We do like to laugh as often as possible, and a live comedy…

IAN ANDERSON HATES ME

FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 2010 IAN ANDERSON HATES ME ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Ian Anderson has long been the lead singer and chief flutist for the band Jethro Tull. They put out an album featuring the title track “Too Old To Rock and Roll” in 1975, so you can only imagine how…

SPOON

MONDAY, JANUARY 18, 2010 SPOON The primary function of our new business venture is consulting. There are many ways you might categorize a consultancy firm – essentially our mission is to advise business owners on the most advantageous ways in which to market and advertise their product or service. In…

BONERISMS

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2009 BONERISMS I am rarely inspired. I’m often insipid. I enjoy the blog “Out of Context: pieces of a life” by one of our frequent comment friends Nothing Profound. His aphorisms are really thought provoking, and I’ve been thinking after his last couple of posts, that it…

GRIMACE

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2009 GRIMACE ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! There was a time, long, long ago, before I became the diversified multi-tasking Bonehead that I am today that I lived a simple existence, toiling away on the front lines as a manager of men. Well, men, women, and primarily pimply faced…

THE AVN ADULT FILM AWARDS

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2009 THE AVN ADULT FILM AWARDS Another Bonehead Backstory. There’s really no rhyme or reason to the order of the Bonehead Back-story theme. There is no timeline, because time doesn’t actually exist…and life is simply a series of events that are conveniently placed in the order of…

BONEHEAD BACKSTORY

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2009 BONEHEAD BACKSTORY Young Junior Miss Giddy once told me that she wished she had more stories. Asking her what she meant – she said that she wanted to have some boneheaded tales to tell everyone. Over and over again. Sure, there was a little sarcasm there.…

FRANK

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2009 FRANK My recent posts have mentioned my displeasure with Halloween and lament about being so busy even though we’re unemployed. Bitch, bitch, bitch.Got me to thinking that today would have been a wonderful day to make a “Frank” day.It didn’t happen, but it was a nice…