THE CURLY SHUFFLE

So the other night yet another news story featuring the remaining Republican candidates for the "Presidential" nomination was blaring on the TV in the background while Chrissy scrolled endlessly on her iPhone and I was Googling effective ways to get the IRS off my ass.  Naturally, it got us talking…

STING

SUNDAY, JULY 3, 2011 STING The sting stops. But the pain is always there, although that too does quiet over time. This date, for the past 33 years has always sucked and always will. What's always baffled me is how a simple number on a calendar can immediately toss one…

GRIMACE

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2009 GRIMACE ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! There was a time, long, long ago, before I became the diversified multi-tasking Bonehead that I am today that I lived a simple existence, toiling away on the front lines as a manager of men. Well, men, women, and primarily pimply faced…

ICE CREAM

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2009 ICE CREAM Bonehead's trusty laptop was zapped with the dreaded rogue Anti-virus malware this past Saturday.  That really sucked - but I seem to have destroyed, or at least delayed the culprit long enough to bore you with yet... ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Let’s take a walk…

THE AVN ADULT FILM AWARDS

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2009 THE AVN ADULT FILM AWARDS Another Bonehead Backstory. There’s really no rhyme or reason to the order of the Bonehead Back-story theme. There is no timeline, because time doesn’t actually exist…and life is simply a series of events that are conveniently placed in the order of…

TRICK OR TREAT?

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2009 TRICK OR TREAT? C’mon – you know already I’m no treat. It’s not too much of a trick either. You see I’ve never been the biggest fan of Halloween. All sorts of annoying little strangers knocking on the door or ringing the bell all damn day…

BONEHEAD BACKSTORY

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2009 BONEHEAD BACKSTORY Young Junior Miss Giddy once told me that she wished she had more stories. Asking her what she meant – she said that she wanted to have some boneheaded tales to tell everyone. Over and over again. Sure, there was a little sarcasm there.…

A BETTER VANISHED TIME?

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2009 A BETTER VANISHED TIME? Second in an occasional series…One of the nice things about social media sites like facebook is the opportunity it presents you to reconnect with family, friends and co-workers of times gone past. Out of that for us last night came a gathering…

LOSER

MONDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2009 LOSER So the other night, Chrissy and I take my sister out for a belated birthday burger and beer. Lavish spenders that we are, we ask along her BFF since she was a kid, Tricia. This always proves to be a good time, as we all…

PIZZA STOP TERRORIST

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2009 PIZZA STOP TERRORIST ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Before I got into radio, like most young people I had a few different jobs. I drove a truck, worked in a retail store warehouse, sold stolen goods, but primarily my work days were spent in restaurants. If you’ve previously…

ONE DAD AT A TIME

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 ONE DAD AT A TIME Just wanted to come out and state – that this website has made the decision to not devote any space to the recent horrific revelations by Mackenzie Phillips, stating that she engaged in incestuous relations with her father. Bad enough he introduced her…