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EIGHT

February 11, 2016March 2, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2009 EIGHT If you know me – you know I tend to anger easily. Stupidity, ignorance and the basic state of our world often piss me off. I’ve learned to generally get over each instance pretty quickly. Occasionally however, certain events come up to really make a…

SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY NUGGNUTS!

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SUNDAY, JANUARY 4, 2009 See You Next Tuesday Nuggnuts! You know many many years ago – I used to work for McDonald’s. Great company – really taught me a lot about business and the right way to do it. I graduated from Hamburger University and have several doctorates and degrees…

GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE UPDATE!

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 3, 2009 Giddy Mystery Cruise Update! We’re in the homestretch! Huh, so that’s what it feels like to write the opening sentence to a boring self-important mid-western-based family blog. Yup, feels so right that Betty and Little Tom are just doing great waiting anxiously their trip to Sea World!…

SHINE ON YOU CRAZY SAUSAGE

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 2, 2009 Shine On You Crazy Sausage So it’s another BIG New Years Eve at the Giddy’s! Chrissy’s online searching for old boyfriends on facebook, I’m on the couch watching an I Love Lucy marathon when suddenly a Jimmy Dean Sausage commercial comes on the TV (I was watching basic cable). Freaky…

TOP QUOTES FROM CHRISSY 2008

February 11, 2016March 12, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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MONDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2008 Top Quotes from Chrissy 2008 There’s something to be said about the entertainment factor of one’s spouse. Mine is occasionally most amusing to watch – but always enlightening to listen to. As it’s nearing the end of 2008 - here is an assortment of Chrissy’s Top…

DEMENTED DISNEY

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SUNDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2008 Demented Disney So we were having some nice pasta and meatballs for dinner this evening, when suddenly I thought of lobsters. You know lobsters aren’t orange in their natural habitat. They’re normally blue, black – spotted, brown, colors like that. No – they only turn orange…

PLAXICO BURRESS – A CHRISTMAS STORY 2008

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2008 Plaxico Burress - A Christmas Story 2008 Like any true blue New York Giants fan - I'm worn out and tired about listening to all the news media talking about the Plaxico Burress fiasco. Especially after the obviously distracted team played their worst game of the season in…

ALL ABOARD!

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2008 ALL ABOARD! So we’re taking this family vacation in January. One night, on a lark Mrs.and Junior Giddy decided it would be a hoot to spend more of Dad’s money while he simply sat with his beer watching a Giants pre-season game. So while I reclined in…

PROUD

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2008 PROUD “If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.”…

ANGRY

February 11, 2016March 1, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2008 ANGRY Perhaps not so much a true Bonehead article – then again, perhaps it is. My friends, I’m angry. Not just John McCain angry mind you, really fucking pissed off angry. What exactly am I angry about you ask…like there’s any chance in hell I’m not…

HELP US SELECT A NEW NAME FOR THE BAND

February 11, 2016February 29, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2008 Help Us Select a New Name For The Band Sometimes we like to just sit idly and toss some random thoughts aggressively at the wall. Here are some random band names we tossed around one recent Friday evening. The linked items and some random photos helped to…

COMPARED TO HEATHER MILLS ELLIOT SPITZER’S HOOKER WAS A BARGAIN

February 11, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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Compared to Heather Mills Elliot Spitzer's Hooker Was a Bargain Do the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen),…

HOW GI JOE MADE MY SISTER A MORTICIAN

February 11, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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How GI Joe Made My Sister a Mortician I’ve never really asked why, but my younger sister has been studying to become a mortician. She’s currently a computer analyst, so she hopes her studies will lead her to a new career. Some people may feel that a mortician is a somewhat…

SORRY HEATHER, WE CAN’T LET IT BE

February 11, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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Sorry Heather, We can't Let It Be The legendary Paul McCartney’s now ex-wife was quoted this week as saying ''And I really hope now that me and my daughter can have a life and not be followed every single day and that is why I've come out, to give it closure.'' Sure…

THE BALLAD OF CLIENT 9

February 11, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The Ballad of Client 9 It’s a mere week since the New York Times broke the story of New York’s arrogant governor Eliot Spitzer’s involvement with high priced hookers. I, along with many other like-minded boneheads were thrilled with the news! This coming from a clown who used to enjoy breaking and…

I ANNOY JAMES EARL JONES

February 11, 2016February 28, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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I Annoy James Earl Jones My line of work has enabled me over the years to meet some celebrities. Almost all for just a fleeting moment, but there’s a few stories with a select few that eventually I might write about. One of my favorite stories happened totally by chance.…

THE GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE DAY ONE – PARTYING WITH DENNIS RODMAN

February 11, 2016March 11, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The Giddy Mystery Cruise - Day One: Partying with Dennis Rodman OK – so we made the decision to leave a day earlier from New York, Friday instead of Saturday. There was snow and ice in the forecast, so we thought it best to get out early rather than getting…

THE GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE DAY TWO – A LONG WALK TO THE PIER AND THE SALAD INCIDENT

February 11, 2016March 11, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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The Giddy Mystery Cruise - Day Two: A Long Walk to the Pier and the Salad Incident The decision to leave a day earlier continued to prove wise, as it was a lovely warm Saturday. After a buffet breakfast of fake eggs we decided to walk the mile or so to the…

THE GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE DAY THREE – DEPARTURE FOR US AND THE NY GIANTS

February 11, 2016March 11, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 2009 The Giddy Mystery Cruise - Day Three – Departure For Us and The New York Giants The day had finally arrived – we’re about to actually embark on board a ship the size of a small city and sail around the eastern Caribbean. We pack up,…

THE GIDDY MYSTERY CRUISE DAY FOUR – BONEHEAD’S COMEDY ROUTINE AND THE ILL-FITTING TUXEDO

February 11, 2016March 11, 2016 by Tripthelight10

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SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 2009 The Giddy Mystery Cruise - Day Four: Bonehead’s Comedy Routine Debut and the Ill-Fitting Tuxedo Now we’re really on vacation. The day starts with our stateroom attendant Maria brings us breakfast including eggs and other assorted items on a large tray that we decide to eat…

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