HAIRCUT

SUNDAY, MARCH 21, 2010 HAIRCUT Speaking frankly, I can sometimes be offensive. And for that, frankly, I’m sorry. I only mean to offend those that deserve it. I’ve had some issues in organizing my thoughts into a coherent article recently, so I thought I’d combine some highlights from three separate…

PIZZA STOP TERRORIST

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2009 PIZZA STOP TERRORIST ANOTHER BONEHEAD BACKSTORY! Before I got into radio, like most young people I had a few different jobs. I drove a truck, worked in a retail store warehouse, sold stolen goods, but primarily my work days were spent in restaurants. If you’ve previously…

BUBBLES

February 14, 2016 Bubbles Almost 11 years ago at a restaurant long since gone. You proposed to this blubbering idiot. I hope you have no regrets because as legend goes, “she insisted that we get married”. And while I sat at Peter’s Pasta on my flip phone calling everyone under…

ONE DAD AT A TIME

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 ONE DAD AT A TIME Just wanted to come out and state – that this website has made the decision to not devote any space to the recent horrific revelations by Mackenzie Phillips, stating that she engaged in incestuous relations with her father. Bad enough he introduced her…

YOGA

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 YOGA So as we’ve been working on some of the new business ideas my wife and I are trying to create, I’ve discovered that one of the more difficult chores since my involuntary departure from my job has been telling clients and colleagues that I’m no…

MORE SHEEP

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 MORE SHEEP There’s an awful lot of rhetoric being tossed around these days that seems intended solely to incite the ire of hard Republican Party liners against our President and his administration. Perhaps you’ve heard some of the nonsensical uprising over his speech to America’s schoolchildren on September…

LAID OFF

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2009 LAID OFF There are so many stories out today about people losing their jobs. Getting fired, getting laid off, it’s ultimately the same thing of course, as either way – you’re out of a job and with today’s fucked up economy – you’re probably shit out…

JACKO

FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 2009 JACKO Based on the events of yesterday, I’d be remiss if I didn’t spend a moment commenting on the passing of Michael Jackson. Obviously I have previously taken advantage of many opportunities to be a wise ass prick. And you’d think with the plethora of material…

COOKIE DOUGH

FRIDAY, JUNE 19, 2009 COOKIE DOUGH This pissed me off. Nestle USA has made a huge voluntary recall of their Toll House cookie dough products. Apparently, some consumers were contracting e-coli from them. Oh but wait! People weren’t taken ill after consuming completed batches of Halloween Swirled Fudgy Brownie bars…

RESPONSIBILITY

3/1/2016 - POSSIBLY ONE OF THE LOUDEST EXAMPLES OF WHAT I HEAR CONSTANTLY IN MY HEAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF - JUST CAN'T SHUT MYSELF THE FUCK UP.  BELOW IS SADLY A SOMEWHAT ACCURATE EXAMPLE OF THE NOISE I'VE ALWAYS ENDURED.  SORRY IN ADVANCE. SUNDAY,…

UNEXPLAINABLE

FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 2009 UNEXPLAINABLE Like the Bush Presidency, Octo-Mom, or Paula Abdul, some things really are unexplainable. I came across this de-motivational poster today and laughed my ass off (LMAO). Still cracks me up looking at it now. There's this guy, looks like he's at a wedding, wearing a…